Fergie’s Perfume is Top Seller…

GaGa’s Perfume to Contain Her Blood

“Outspoken by Fergie” has been validated as the most successful perfume line in Avon’s long history.

According to the NY Post, the Black Eyed Peas’ First Lady is now a ‘fragrance mogul’. She celebrated her well deserved success with a dinner in New York alongside her husband Josh Duhamel and her agent Sean Patterson.

“Outspoken by Fergie” launched last spring.

In other not-so-good-smelling-perfume news Lady Gaga has revealed that in her soon-to-be-out fragrance she utilized her own blood to help develop the idea.
Speaking to an Australian Radio Station she said

“I wanted to extract the feeling and sense of blood and semen from molecular structures”. “It is in the perfume, but doesn’t smell like it”.

Am sure you are wondering what this ‘hot mess’ will smell like, well Gaga said that it will smell like an “expensive hooker”
Now which decent person in their right frame of mind will want to smell like an ‘expensive hooker’ probably her little monsters.
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